all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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You. Win. At. Life.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I need a beard to bite.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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