Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I look better un-naked...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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