I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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