Got a toothbrush?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it's like iHOP with fire
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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