I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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