i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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