similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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