Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Say something about gay babies.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
