I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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