And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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