Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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