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Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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