so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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