I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
handjob tips. give me some.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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