I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
My first STD was from a foam party
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
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thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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