I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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