So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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