i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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