They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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