Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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