Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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