fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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