I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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