How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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