I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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