so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
they're like a gay fantastic four
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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