Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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