talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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