Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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