You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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