this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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