it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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