Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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