Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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