remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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