I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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