he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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