I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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