I'm really into asian looking animals
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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