I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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