No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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