what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I smell like Dick and happiness
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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