Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
A+ Viking dick
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