i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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