I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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