Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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