I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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