I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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