i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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