Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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