you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Cover your peen. We're going out.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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