Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Randomize
