if you like me you must not know who I am
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
These tits shall not be calmed
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
