Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
