You work out of a Hotel?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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