I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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