i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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