I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I FOUND THE LEGS
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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